Sunday, August 13, 2006
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FREE PUPPIES - Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FREE PUPPIES - 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG - Looks like a rat...been out for a while. Better be a reward.
WEDDING DRESS for sale. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything.
