Thursday, August 03, 2006
A Few Simple Observations
1. Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
2. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
3. I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."
4. If life were fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.
5. "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same". -Oscar Wilde
6. Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. -Unknown, presumed deceased
2. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
3. I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."
4. If life were fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.
5. "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same". -Oscar Wilde
6. Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. -Unknown, presumed deceased
Sunday, July 30, 2006
The Edgehog!!!
This is my favorite new toy. After cutting Shannon's extension cord in half with the hedge trimmer, we decided that perhaps it would be best if we got cordless equipment from now on (why would they make the cord and the hedge trimmer the exact same color?). But this thing is awesome. Not only did I do all of the edging along the driveway and sidewalks, I went ahead and did some of the neighbors' yards, at least until I got about 3 yards done. This crazy lady came out of her house yelling, "Will you turn that thing off? It's ten o'clock at night for crying out loud!" It scared me at first, then I realized it was just Shannon.
