Wednesday, July 06, 2005

 

Late Night Vice

You know you're guilty. We all are. We sit there late at night flipping channels until we see something that catches our eye. You see the Ronco products. "Set it and forget it". Change channel. "I can cut this tin can, and still cut this tomato". Change channel. "This is like no other air purifier". Change channel. "Keep the Oreck mini vacuum for free if not satisfied. I'll even pay for the shipping". Change channel. Then you come across the Magic Bullet. You try to change the channel, but your opposable thumb won't let you. You are too intrigued by the mere genious of this creation. I can't blame you. He who lives in a glass house, and all... No other product allows me to make an omelet for breakfast, a chicken salad sandwich for lunch (with left over chicken, no less), and homemade spaghetti sauce for dinner. For anyone who has seen me cook, please send over your mini Oreck to clean up all of these messes from breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's still tempting to buy. If interested, go to www.buythebullet.com and call me for dinner..., or lunch..., or breakfast!

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